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Man arrested for paying teens to spit in his face

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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/11/20/11833176-ap.html

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — A 39-year-old man has been arrested on a misdemeanour charge of child annoyance for allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.

Authorities in California’s Ventura County told the Ventura County Star that the man, whose name isn’t being released, had been paying high school male students to yell profanities at him and slap and spit in his face.

Investigators say several teens also alleged the man offered them money to urinate and defecate on him.

The man connected with them through the MySpace social networking site.

WTF?

For anyone that’s interested in this sort of thing, I’d be willing to abuse you, verbally or physically, for less than $31. It’d be good quality abuse—but you’d get a discount. That’s the beauty of it!

Just so you know…who to call and all.

1 week ago

November 21, 2009
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photo First thought: “Hey, that’s something I’d watch!” Maybe not for long, and maybe just to mock it, but even so…. Second thought: “I wonder if that’s on Netflix?” It is. (1964) NR - The Martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching TV shows from Earth that sing the praises of Santa Claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture Mr. Claus. During their mission, they also abduct two children who lead the aliens to the North Pole and Santa. The Martians take all three earthlings back to Mars, where, with the help of a native, they manage to spread Christmas cheer throughout the red planet. Who’s in? I’ll bring eggnog and rum. (via lyssahumana : Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964))

First thought: “Hey, that’s something I’d watch!” Maybe not for long, and maybe just to mock it, but even so….

Second thought: “I wonder if that’s on Netflix?”

It is.

(1964) NR - The Martians are irked that their children spend so much time watching TV shows from Earth that sing the praises of Santa Claus, so they decide to make a trek to the planet to capture Mr. Claus. During their mission, they also abduct two children who lead the aliens to the North Pole and Santa. The Martians take all three earthlings back to Mars, where, with the help of a native, they manage to spread Christmas cheer throughout the red planet.

Who’s in?

I’ll bring eggnog and rum.

(via lyssahumana : Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964))

2 weeks ago

November 16, 2009
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photo Oh. Em. Eff. Gee. Is that too strong a reaction? No. I don’t think it is. Next up: The return of footbinding. (via designer Alexander Mcqueen, from his S/S 10 collection : hazelweatherfield : models.com » designer Alexander Mcqueen, from his S/S 10 collection)

Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.

Is that too strong a reaction?

No. I don’t think it is.

Next up: The return of footbinding.

(via designer Alexander Mcqueen, from his S/S 10 collection : hazelweatherfield : models.com » designer Alexander Mcqueen, from his S/S 10 collection)

2 weeks ago

November 11, 2009
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photo (via fuckfuckyeahyeah : placeboKatz : flickr » Klod de Boole » “noseman” in ink, gouache & paper)

(via fuckfuckyeahyeah : placeboKatz : flickr » Klod de Boole » “noseman” in ink, gouache & paper)

3 weeks ago

November 9, 2009
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photo Never mind. I’ve gone ahead and declared this WTF Saturday. Because… well… DAYUUM! (via blonde-for-hire)

Never mind. I’ve gone ahead and declared this WTF Saturday.

Because… well… DAYUUM!

(via blonde-for-hire)

3 weeks ago

November 7, 2009
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photo I need a refresher on Tumblr days. What’s the day where we post things that are weirdly between sexy and SERIOUSLY, WTF? Is this WTF Saturday? (via qiring : Hawtness - The Women of WTF » Lego’s Making Some Sexy New Figures : hawtness.com)

I need a refresher on Tumblr days. What’s the day where we post things that are weirdly between sexy and SERIOUSLY, WTF? Is this WTF Saturday?

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3 weeks ago

November 7, 2009
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photo (via gustojones : thesoftmachine : artsandcrafts : livejournal » vintagephoto)

(via gustojones : thesoftmachine : artsandcrafts : livejournal » vintagephoto)

3 weeks ago

November 7, 2009
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video

asserting:

tumblrisforfaggots:

WHAT THE FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

WHAT IS GOING ON AT 1:05?? JESUS DAFUCK

I am gonna watch this everyday for the rest of my life.

3 weeks ago

November 6, 2009
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photo Oh, not much. Just biking to the store. With my goat. You? (via allcreatures : americanshaft : syon : 南アフリカの定番料理で大やけど続出:アルファルファモザイク - ２ちゃんねるスレッドまとめブログ)

Oh, not much.

Just biking to the store. With my goat.

You?

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November 6, 2009
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photo Mere words cannot express just how awesome this is. (via turntablelab.com : funnycoolstuff.com)

Mere words cannot express just how awesome this is.

(via turntablelab.com : funnycoolstuff.com)

4 weeks ago

November 3, 2009
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photo Porkchop Sandwiches: Oh shit get the fuck out of here! My, did we become a little distracted? (via digitalbath : powerviolence)

Porkchop Sandwiches: Oh shit get the fuck out of here!

My, did we become a little distracted?

(via digitalbath : powerviolence)

4 weeks ago

November 3, 2009
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photo I’ve got my babies, my pink gun, my mirrors, and the largest bottle of shampoo it’s legal to buy over the counter. We’re secured here in my whirlpool bath-bunker. I’m motherfucking prepared for the End Times! (via pie0 : at theydidntjust.com and similar sites, no definitive source)

I’ve got my babies, my pink gun, my mirrors, and the largest bottle of shampoo it’s legal to buy over the counter. We’re secured here in my whirlpool bath-bunker.

I’m motherfucking prepared for the End Times!

(via pie0 : at theydidntjust.com and similar sites, no definitive source)

4 weeks ago

November 3, 2009
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photo I like it. I just wish it were… you know… BIGGER. (via www.taghrid.cc : DAZEDdigital.com » Photographer: Saga Sigurdardottir : Designer: Nasir Mazhar)

I like it. I just wish it were… you know… BIGGER.

(via www.taghrid.cc : DAZEDdigital.com » Photographer: Saga Sigurdardottir : Designer: Nasir Mazhar)

1 month ago

November 1, 2009
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photo Uhhhh…. ?? (via mudwerks : Hi-Fructose Magazine » Patricia Piccini) This is definitely worth a click-through for those that enjoy a good “WTF? NO, SERIOUSLY! WTF??” experience.

Uhhhh…. ??

(via mudwerks : Hi-Fructose Magazine » Patricia Piccini)

This is definitely worth a click-through for those that enjoy a good “WTF? NO, SERIOUSLY! WTF??” experience.

1 month ago

October 31, 2009
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photo Them some fucking shoes! (via antichocolatofobica : bloodmilk : www.dirtyflaws.com) Definitely worth a click-through. Take a walk on the wild side!

Them some fucking shoes!

(via antichocolatofobica : bloodmilk : www.dirtyflaws.com)

Definitely worth a click-through. Take a walk on the wild side!

1 month ago

October 30, 2009
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