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Oh, so we have to use logic and shit now?
What fun is that, you pustulate asshat?!
Did I do that right?
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I wish I could send this, fortnightly, to all my customers.
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Things to say during sex: A diagram of the good, the bad, and the indifferent.
(Click through to enlarge.)
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OMG! My desire explained completely in two blobs, nine odd lines, and six words. Simple, simple creature am I!
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