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Man arrested for paying teens to spit in his face

cassket:

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2009/11/20/11833176-ap.html

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — A 39-year-old man has been arrested on a misdemeanour charge of child annoyance for allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.

Authorities in California’s Ventura County told the Ventura County Star that the man, whose name isn’t being released, had been paying high school male students to yell profanities at him and slap and spit in his face.

Investigators say several teens also alleged the man offered them money to urinate and defecate on him.

The man connected with them through the MySpace social networking site.

WTF?

For anyone that’s interested in this sort of thing, I’d be willing to abuse you, verbally or physically, for less than $31. It’d be good quality abuse—but you’d get a discount. That’s the beauty of it!

Just so you know…who to call and all.

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November 21, 2009
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photo jhulyjohns: Graph Paper Dreaming: Graph paper wants to be more than just graph paper. (via garethroyle) We all want to be more than we currently are.

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Graph Paper Dreaming: Graph paper wants to be more than just graph paper. (via garethroyle)

We all want to be more than we currently are.

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Currently stuck in my head:

erikavw:

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
And on that farm he had a cow, E-I-E-I-O.
With a moo moo here and a moo moo there.
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo.
Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

You mean, only stuck in your head now, at the moment? That runs like a constant loop for me. The more you know…

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Vulva chicks of New Zealand

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Bas-relief sculpture in salvaged wood.

Click through for many more amazing samples.

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photo But what a way to go. AMIRITE? In Doggie Heaven, some will have died of old age. Some, hit with disease. Others, hit by cars. But when they ask Lucky how he went, he can just nonchalantly say: “Yeah, I fucked a tiger.” We should all hope for such an ending. (via florencio : TheChive » Blog Archive » Best motivational posters this week (15 Photos))

But what a way to go. AMIRITE?

In Doggie Heaven, some will have died of old age. Some, hit with disease. Others, hit by cars. But when they ask Lucky how he went, he can just nonchalantly say:

“Yeah, I fucked a tiger.”

We should all hope for such an ending.

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Yous is cookin bacon. Don’t deny it. I knows.

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What crap should you eat? This flowchart should help.

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photo bibliotheque: for those of you who thought the last one was JonBenétesque have another thing coming. this was my childhood. Oh. Mah-gawd! On the plus side, you got the “Hey, sailor! Whatcha dew-in? Wouldya like a little company…?” pose down cold.

bibliotheque:

for those of you who thought the last one was JonBenétesque have another thing coming.

this was my childhood.

Oh. Mah-gawd!

On the plus side, you got the “Hey, sailor! Whatcha dew-in? Wouldya like a little company…?” pose down cold.

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November 20, 2009
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Dear Everyone, this is the right response.

Yes, to everything.

WHAT?!

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Oh, Fail Whale!

You are oddly reassuring. There you are, Twitter, among the most successful Web 2.0, social media companies extant. And you don’t have your shit together, either!

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