upon which i stumbled

i am torn between who i am and who i want to be.

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On drinking Lambrusco straight from the bottle

delgrosso:

This morning someone asked what novel I’d read most recently. I told them.

“Wow, I never imagined you’d read something like that,” they said almost in horror, as though I’d just admitted to a world-class sommelier that I drink Lambrusco straight from the bottle.

[…]

And now you’ve insulted those of us that drink Lambrusco straight from the bottle.

Fuck you, Tony, and your snooty-brow ways!

I use a straw, alright? It’s classy that way.

So...My Little Sister Is Visiting NY...

lilyna:

Me: So what did you do last night?

Her: Well we went to Macy’s…then Victoria Secret…then Times Square, we ate at Applebees OMG so good! AND we got Margaritas, they came with their own shaker like OMG and then we went to the Mariott in Times Squares and like they didn’t ask for IDs so we took like cosmos and it was so fun!!! And today we are going to like, Abercrombie and Fitch and like NBA store and maybe Canal Street! You are SO LUCKY to live in NY, you do things like that like, every day!

Me ( slightly horrified ): Yes. Right. This is exactly what I do. All the time.

I’m sorry, but only slightly horrified?

She did just get excited over Applebees, right? And judged their fare to be delicious? And then gushed about visiting chain stores and department stores?

Of course, what’s truly mortifying is that if my little sisters were visiting the big city, this is exactly what she’d think were the big, can’t-miss sites, too. Sigh.